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Dick Tracy’s wrist radio, Pt. 3 (Family Day edition)

(Guest blogger: the Grumpy Academic)

Grumpy here. Still not equipped with my radiocarpal communication device. Want to finish my thoughts on the decline of Western civilization and civility through the metaphor and reality of the texting phenomenon. Hang in there: gotta unpack this stuff carefully, as if my cognitive knapsack was stuffed with softshell turtle eggs.

Yep, this is what I have instead of a dog.

Yep, this is what I have instead of a cat.

Ok. So I was at my son’s ball hockey game the other day. Here’s what I saw:

Parents taking in little Dylan's hockey game.

Parents taking in little Sluggo’s hockey game.

Later, I hit the Stone Crock Inn over in St. Jacob’s for some food that really schmecked. Used my Leica to snap this crew waiting for some take-out pig tails:

Students alone together.

Young’uns enjoying quality time.

You’re starting to get the picture, right? As MIT media theorist Sherry Turkle says, “alone together” is our new communal posture. Sherry drank the koolaid when the online experience came along back in the ’90s, going all ga-ga over life on and in the screen. The forging of new identities, new communities, the liberating potential of cyberspace, and all that jazz. Sherry was pumped. Now, twenty years in to the brave new world, she has kinda belatedly figured out what anybody who was paying attention already knew: that life, love, and interconnection carried out in virtual worlds takes an awful lot of time away from their real-world equivalents. The medium is the message, as that old Canadian maître, Marshall McLuhan, put it in his blog…er…book, Understanding Media. It’s not the content of a medium that matters but the medium itself, what it does to your body and mind. If you want a good picture of how this works, just think about a kid spending five hours a day playing video games. Doesn’t matter what the video game is: you name it, Super Mario or Grand Theft Auto. Point is he’s down in the basement in the dark moving a blob around on a screen; he’s not outside catching frogs or playing scrub with his chums. His mind is being formatted for computer logic trees; his body is being shaped for Swedish office furniture. A few years of this and you get the following result:

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Anyhoo, seems like the call of the remote trumps the immediacy of the shared, lived experience way too often. Texting is helping mold us into arms-length companions; our relationships are becoming superficial, loosely connected, and easily trashed. When the inbox dings, the devotee of the Church of BBM responds like Pavlov’s dog: father, mother, sister, brother, friend, colleague, boss, underling, all go under the bus as the crackberryist reaches out and swipes in the message from afar. The text chatter begins, and the residual f2f devolves into grunts and false affirmations. You know what I mean, because you yourself have feigned a conversation while you’re reading or writing a text message, don’t you lie to me: “Uh-huh?” “Yep.” “Is that right?” “Sounds interesting.” That’s what we call “phatic communication,” basically just noises you make with your mouth to signal to the person you’re nominally with that you indeed have a pulse. Meanwhile, you’re busily typing the extremely urgent communique back to the remote interlocutor, who was too lazy to come and see you personally but by virtue of his non-presence is somehow more fascinating than the living creature across from you: “I am @ lnch. Lets meat @ 2 @ Starbuks 4 coffee. How about them Leafs?”” And when you hie thee over to Starbucks at two, you will in turn field all the texts you’re getting from work as you fake a new unengaging conversation with the latest warm body, who is anyway multitasking on his own Android.

Sorry, but you're not too damn compelling.

Sorry, but you’re just not very compelling.

Now, some of you are going to say that what alone-together really means is that there was already a huge hole in our so-called holy communion. Why else would we so quickly attend to the far if the near was brilliant and complete in the first place? The text rushes into that ragged opening like a tornado to a low-pressure zone over Kansas. As we arrange our bodies across a table, what we imagined was to be a meeting of minds turns out to be two chunks of Swiss cheese passing in the moonless night. Text messages, in this view, make up for the fundamental poverty of interpersonal communication; they are the dangerous supplement that is not really a supplement at all but a welcome relief from the meagreness of our mostly vacuous common experience.

I hear you. (I’m actually listening to you; I’m not checking my email. Honest.) I know you are world-weary and you’ve seen it all before and you’re also bored and you prefer grins to grumpiness and you don’t need me in your ear and you’re receiving a text anyway. You have teenagers; you have a busy life; there is stuff you have to do. The world is demanding; it claims our attention. You say that texting is wonderfully efficient. It lets you control your communications. It gets you quickly to the gist of things, to those hard kernels that tingle with cosmic significance: “When are picking me up?” “Check out this on youtube” “I’m sooooo bored.” Moreover, you tell me that people have always griped about new modes of communication. You say that sometimes we never know how technology is going to be used in advance, so that it’s dumb to get riled up about how things play out. Water finds its level; texting will, too. It is the circle of life, Simba, relax and eat your antelope.

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Tools get proved on the ground, you philosophize, your thoughts growing expansive as you put aside your phone and remember how to construct an argument. “Humans will use them in ways that suit their needs. That’s Progress…no, that’s Evolution! We are as the trees and the stars, Grumpy, and we have a right to be–and to text! You can’t stop the future from coming! Get on the train or get out of the way: no matter what, it’s coming!  And it’s more wonderfully strange than you in your flimsy house of cynicism can dream of! Why, didn’t Thomas Edison invent the gramophone in the 1870s because he thought people would need to record telephone conversations? Gee, what would happen if the farmer’s wife down the road on the party line gave her friend a recipe for peach cobbler but the friend forgot the list of ingredients? Thanks, Thomas, for this wax cylinder that helpfully recorded those evanescent words for all time. Ah, yes, here it is: two cups of brown sugar.”

Hey Ma! We got ter git us one o these!

Hey Ma! We got ter git us one o’ these!

C’mon, you say (getting all indignant now, impatient with my dopey Luddism), we text because it serves a need, a lack; it improves our lives, for crying out loud! “You can fight reality all you want, but people vote with their feet–and their fingers. Don’t mistake your heat for our light, Grumpy, thinking you can scold us into ditching our tools or using them according to some fussy etiquette. That’s for History to determine. As Eddie Murphy told us back when he was still amusing, ‘White men stole George Washington Carver’s recipe for peanut butter, copyrighted it, and reaped untold fortunes from it, while Dr. Carver died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.’ Q.E.D., blockhead!” you shout. ‘Nuff said.

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OK. You’ve made your point, dear reader. I’m in the way of techno-destiny. I get it. But relent a bit, willya? Can I respond?

Thanks. Now, I don’t exactly understand what Eddie Murphy has to do with this, but I appreciate your vigor if not your rigor. You speak with the passion of the convert. But, alas, you couldn’t be more wrong. You’ve made the error that all non-grumpy academics make, and that is to confuse what you love with what is good for you. A lot of people love butter though it hardens their arteries. A lot of people love Tom Cruise though he hastens dementia. And a lot people love texting though it contributes to the demise of civility. Yet all too quickly we forgive the things we love of their unforgivable faults. In fact, we often don’t see them as even possessing faults. We adore our ugly babies. Maybe love is really just lack of taste elevated to virtue. Keep in mind that humanity is a self-flattering species: we have a hard time looking in the mirror and not seeing the fairest of them all. We gaze down at what we have wrought and see that it is good, darn good. How could it not be? After all, it’s a little piece of us.

And Man, looking on the mobile device, saw that it was good:

And Man, looking on the smartphone, saw that it was totally awesome.

So here’s what you must do to help save civilization from itself. The next time you are having a nice talk with your friend Joyce, and she even so much as flinches when her mobile device buzzes her about an incoming text, politely rip the device from her hand, place it carefully on the ground, slide the ball-peen hammer from your purse where you previously stowed it, take four or five practice swings, then with all the main-force you can muster, obliterate this devil’s device into its component molecules. Don’t worry about Joyce’s reaction: just tell her it’s for her own good and that eventually she’ll understand. (The thing was probably free anyway–they get you on the plan minutes.)

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Then say, “Now Joyce, where were we? I think you were telling me about Bob’s new grapefruit diet…”

Got it? Can you make this happen for me? Remember, I’m counting on you. And think of what you will have accomplished. Now you and Joyce can finally have a nice chat in the here and now. Won’t you feel better? And, thanks to you, won’t we, all of us, be just a little closer to finding our humanity again?

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Professor Morrison speaks on national radio

This morning I listened to my friend and colleague Aimée Morrison talk intelligently on CBC radio’s “The Current” about what the recent three-day outage of BlackBerry services means to us as people. What does the response tells us about how these devices have influenced, even shaped our lives? That was basically the question she was asked to address. And to answer it Professor Morrison spoke as a Humanist—not as a media geek (although she is digiwonk), not as a tech geek, not as a business person, but as an English professor. And how interesting it was to hear that difference. Where others used the language of technology and economics (as well as outrage and bafflement) Professor Morrison used anecdote, analogy, and metaphor.

She compared the experience to the electricity blackout in Toronto and other parts of Ontario a few years ago: both shocked us into realizing how much we take these services for granted. But whereas in the blackout people sat on the porches, with the BlackBerry breakdown of service it is as if someone has taken your whole house and you are sitting on the curb waiting for it to come back but feeling really anxious that it might not come back. And then you start to not like your house and you want to get rid of it (okay, I made that segue up), so you sell it and buy an iPhone or other device. The loss of BlackBerry service is experienced much like a relationship breakup. People feel betrayed, let down—hurt.

You can hear the whole interview here.

Yay Professor Morrison! And yay to CBC for contacting an English professor.

I confess: I was listening to the broadcast on my iHome while facebooking, emailing, reading the twitter feed, reading the Globe and Mail and playing Scrabble all on my iPad. My condolences to RIM, a company that is very important to our community.